Tiffany vs Lois

Recently, I've been on a Superman kick. Ok, I'm always on a superman kick - but this time more than usual.

It's no secret I have a thing for the S-man, however he is taken by Lois Lane. Oh, right and also apparently not real (although there is a Metropolis, IL so I may start there). I personally think I'm much better than Lois Lane, and therefore much better suited for Superman. Here's my 5 reasons why:

1. My hair is better, yes I realize she probably didn't care too much about her hair - but seriously if you're going to date/marry (yes they got married) a guy like Superman yah gotta look good. Well, your hair should at least look as good as his anyway.

2. She dated Lex Luthor!! Who in the WORLD couldn't see the evil in that guy?!

3. She is always getting herself into situations she can't get out of and Superman has to save her. I'm smarter than that, while I would totally love him saving me - it wouldn't be required since I can get myself out of a rock and a hard place.

4. She liked Superman WAY before Clark Kent. The opposite is true of me, I liked the man not the power first.

5. Tiffany Kent sounds better than Lois Kent. (Even though she kept her name after they were married...but only real nerds know that).


I couldn't help it!! Ok I didn't line it up very well but whatever - it's still me and Superman :)

My Grown up Christmas List

Hello fellow reader, possible readers- at this point I have no clue. Currently, I have 204 views (Heck YES!) so someone must be reading right?

The holidays are coming ever closer, of course all of my dear friends know exactly where you will be receiving your presents from if they came from me. While browsing the web and looking through all the other blogs I follow, I came across many things I want for Christmas/fun/birthday/bribe-gift. Here's my list, not surprisingly it is very dorky. If you're surprised you have definitely not been reading for long and I welcome you!

Now, on with the list!

1. Snitch Necklace



Seriously y'all? I NEED this, especially for the LAST MOVIE PREMIER. Also, who else at my place of employment will have one? That's right none.

For better views and more awesome HP pieces:
Snitch Necklace

2. Choker

So there's this thing called Steampunk...and I'm obsessed. To describe it in a sentence, "What the past would look like if the future had happened sooner". I love the clothes, jewelry, colors, and inventions that are used in it. Here's a perfect example:




*Drools on floor* Must...HAVE!!

It's gorgeous and I could definitely still wear it to work and not get stared at, well anymore than usual.

Choker

3. Inanimate Object Stickers

No, I'm not kidding stop asking that. People at work already know I'm quirky and others keep taking my stapler, hole punch, and Green pens!! If there were faces on them I'd be able to reclaim my rightful possessions, while looking cute at the same time.



Here it is!

Cute Desk Stuff

4. Bumper stickers!!

I'll go ahead and save you time, most of you will not understand this one but I want it.




Link is here:
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If you don't get this, stop reading my blog. Also, not talking about my in-ability to clean clear surfaces that lead outside.




Totally self explanatory.



Magician



5. Engagement Ring



Just Kidding!!