You Might be Tiff's friend if...

While changing computers I came across this file I forgot I had, constructed by my friends and myself. It started off as a "How you know you're Tiff's Friend" list, then inspired by Jeff Foxworthy I turned it into the list you see before you! Feel free to add to it!

You Might be Tiff's Friend if...

- You never directly call Starbucks for their hours, you just call Tiff because she already knows them...for all the locations in The Burg.

- You never leave the table at a restaurant to use the bathroom first...you never know when if might be your birthday!

- You don't consider it odd if a 19 year old girl has her bedroom decked out in Disney Princess merchandise

- you automatically think someone is mad when they have a deep southern accent

- you don't consider it odd to meet a friend at Vinny's while she is in mime makeup

- Hot pink no longer burns your eyes

- you know all the words to most broadway songs, and deeply dislike showtunes

- You know all the words to Taylor the Latte boy

- You don't really like theater,but you go to at least one play every two months

- you know who laquisha sha nay nay and/or La Fawnduh are

- You refuse to get in a car with Tiff as the driver ever again

- you attend her 19th b-day party and nothing has changed since the 5th one, including the theme

- You start saying ya'll without realizing it

- you're no longer shocked that a girl who cannot correctly pronounce "epitome" reads 5 book a week

- You can finish the phrase "Life is like pool...."

- you don't think it's weird for someone to carry 3 decks of cards in their purse, 2 of which you are not allowed to touch

- you're not offended when she says "I kill you"

- you're surprised you don't have to give your friend directions to place in lynchburg, aka their hometown

- When someone says "I have a new magic trick..." you automatically groan and walk away

- you no longer have to ask "where'd you get that?!" you automatically assume J.Crew.